Negr: Cada I was little, I had science classes in school.Īnd we showed the type of cartoon about " security". The saleswoman said that the vibrator will replace me man, and he lies all day watching television, junk never delivered. Uduc" and " for $ Ball! No one can believe.
How to speak with someone who does not understand in Russian words " goat", ". But my dear, have you tried to discuss this with your husband? Conversing in Russian: - So, you see, Irina, there have been lately in my relationship with my husband some small problems. In Berlin subway sitting across from me two expensive and elegantly dressed ladies. You see - the car with meat? Herak print - and now its toilet paper! Koprofild says: if you want, right now the car with a cloth covering the car would not? The officer: Bayan and photoshop. Him, you see, the scrap for the ashtray to the kitchen to go! There Koprofild and customs officials at the Bryansk Customs. He looked back and saw something there and, thrusting his hand inside, he asked: - Oh, what is going on here? - A- aa, it is! This is my grandfathers ashes. Suddenly seeing- side of the sofa is a beautiful, expensive Chinese vase. Well, how can I find something else, if my two favorite toys: computer and her husband play with each other? Dude come to a maid home. Male: Well, try to find some other occupation. My husband is sitting at the computer, working. Then the company decided to release Lewis Trenic here. The company Mars looked at it and decided to release in Russia gingerbread. I would like you, too, planted! Coca- Cola Company decided to establish in Russia the production of kvass. Some Dedok not confused - got out of the bag and silently placed a glass.Īfter drinking, Dedok zanyuhal sleeve and spoke: - With me sat a guy from the village.
I go out with litruhoy flagship and roll towels. I went to the office, at the bar - only the flagship and Bastion - the local " kosorylovki" our clients do not roll out. On the adhesive is written: " Surfaces - degrease. It would come off completely, this is the molding until such time as the repair.
In addition to the doors and wing got moldings - moved away.įrustrated, I come to the office, go to the store for rubber Clem.
sewed myself an egg! I scratched my swallow - not dispersed from standing Kamaz. that is you must feel for me like a stone wall. Now Im 24, and if I do not wear headphones, I can not walk. And therefore I would like to remind you that the flight of nuclear warheads from Obninsk in Washington is 45 minutes, in general, please contact if that + - Yes you is rated me! Home late at night, live dirty footmarks in the corridor, rattles the dishes, you will me! - I will! Letters to the Editor.ĭear Editors, With 14 years of age, as soon as I got my computer, I made it a rule to watch porn in your headphones, so that no one except me had heard all sorts of moans and groans from my room.
Well, hello Russia, greetings to you from the city of Obninsk, where he built the worlds first atomic power station. Etush arrested Peoples Artist of the RSFSR L. Im sitting at work ( all on holiday), all alone, so bored! bought apples, washing will not tomorrow though the worms to roll In the case of robbing the apartment of the Peoples Artist of the USSR V.